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This sums it up...

MEMORANDUM
To: Anyone who sent his or her resume to my transition team

From: The President of the United States

Please pay your taxes. We kinda need them, what with the financial crisis and the massive stimulus spending and whatnot.

Thanks.
____________
PS: In case you're confused -- personal gifts are things like sweaters and bottles of wine, or -- if you're really lucky -- maybe a Wii or Sox-Yanks tickets or something. If you're honestly deluded enough to believe that daily use of a damn Town Car and a damn chauffeur is a "gift," you're probably too divorced from everyday reality to work for the people of the United States.

kthxbai, POTUS

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Anonymous said…
It is truly sad that this *could* be real.

~EdT.
February 3, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Anonymous said…
That's dead-on, man!
February 4, 2009 at 11:24 AM
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